st.walburg 

a whack ass town where only old hillbilly’s who get drunk every night live it’s full of kids who wanna be cool but just can’t cause mommy and daddy got no money unless ur a larre it’s in the middle of no where saskatchewan and there’s legit nothing so better just drive through here it won’t take long it’s like 2 feet big

guy 1: wanna go to walburg?

guy 2: nah st.walburgs whack man unless u r a drunk hillbilly

st.walburg by walburgkids August 14, 2019

St Walburg 

St Walburg's got its quirks, its a cozy town where the vibe's a bit offbeat. Sure, there's some mischief and occasional shenanigans, but it's more about eccentric characters than straight-up danger. The streets might be worn, dreams a bit tattered, but underneath it all, there's a unique charm to this place that keeps folks hooked, quirks and all.

Person 1: "Yo! I'm thinking bout havin some fun."

Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"

St Walburg by goofydoof December 21, 2023

St. Walburg 

Small town in the middle of god knows no where saskatchewan. Full of wannabe thugs and wangsters. Good for drunken summer nights and doing loser laps around town with underglow...but other than that you go to a lake or lloyd

Person 1: I wanna get drunk and be somebody
Person 2: Go to ST. WALBURG!!

St. Walburg by I_be_reppin_my _city March 10, 2009

St. Walburg 

shit town where wanna be wangsters and losers live and drug addicts die. only thing good to do is go booze cruising down surrounding backroads, go to subway, then take a mean shit in the tempo bathroom.

Person 1: i'm thinkin of moving to st. walburg
Person 2: you dumb asf

St. Walburg by Ratatata69 March 14, 2023