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Wake and Wake

When you wake up then go for the early glassy water to have a wakeboarding sesh.
Is Sam gonna come wake and wake with us tomorrow?
Wake and Wake by Far Sarmem August 7, 2010
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Wake and Mod 

Wake and Mod is when you first wake up, the first thing you do is grab a cup of water or bottle of water and take half a Modafinil (100mg), one Modafinil (200mg), half an Armodafinil (75mg), or half an Armodafinil (150mg). Sometimes, it can also be 50 to 200mg of Hydrafinil (Fluorenol) or 100 to 200mg of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide).

If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.
Tyler: I woke up at 7am and took 1 Modafinil pill (200mg). Now that's what I call a Wake and Mod!

wake and bate 

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.
Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.
wake and bate by brownmatthew November 9, 2009

Wake-and-Bake 

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.
"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
Wake-and-Bake by Faulkling September 8, 2008

Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
Wake and waste by xkwid August 22, 2011

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped
"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"
wake and bake rape by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

Wake and break 

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(
Wake and break by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009
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