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Wagnered

To be enthusiastically and deceptively destroyed in any style of workout by someone smiling the entire time, resulting in shaking limbs, elevated heart rate, dramatically falling to the floor, and being unable to feel anything for 1–3 business days. CAUTION: May cause noodle arms and pain while sitting down the next day.

We just got Wagnered and made it out alive!

by yeti0 February 26, 2026