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waffling 

Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
waffling by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021

Waffling 

When someone keeps talking for no reason
Waffling by adamap03 September 21, 2019

stop waffling

When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'
Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
stop waffling by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017

Thug-Waffling

Eating an excessive amount of waffles while under the influence of marijuana.
Thug-waffling is my favorite thing to do while high.
Thug-Waffling by thugwaffle March 29, 2015

Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

Waffling 

Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay.
Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word.

(some noobs will think about pancakes)
Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it

Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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