2 definitions by StarGarnet03
1. An organism that thrives around plants
2. A person who's especially interested in plants
3. A person who's sexually attracted to plants, AKA the Plants VS Zombies porn community.
2. A person who's especially interested in plants
3. A person who's sexually attracted to plants, AKA the Plants VS Zombies porn community.
Person A: Hey look at this! *shows porn of a tree being fucked*
Person B: Wow... you're such a phytophile.
Person B: Wow... you're such a phytophile.
by StarGarnet03 December 9, 2022
When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".
The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:
"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.
You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'
No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:
"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.
You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'
No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?
by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022