Wafey 

Pronounced (Way-Fee) Used as an adjective
A person who is arrogant, egotistical, or annoying. Most commonly found on the internet in youtube videos or in rants.

You're a wafey bastard. (As used in the gentlemen's rant)
That guy is a wafey loser.

Wafey by FR0STB1TE May 31, 2013

Nilla Wafer 

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.

“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”

Nilla Wafer by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022

Waney'd 

Giving an unreciprocated I love you

Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!

Waney'd by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019

No wafer 

Low quality, midsy, subpar.

Got this bud in mass, absolutely no wafer

No wafer by Colonel_lingus710 October 1, 2021

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋

stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

millies.wifeyy by 15kmbb on tiktok May 23, 2021

Wifey Syndrome 

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019