Wadadoing 

An quick way of pronouncing what are you doing but not meaning what are you doing but instead used as a greeting when first interacting with someone

Garry: Wadadoing Moey
Moey DW: Shu cuz wadadoing mate how’s work?
Garry: Yea same old same old yourself
Moey DW: Aye cuz don’t worry about what I’m doing
Garry: Alright calm down then Mowee I’ll let you go
Moey DW: wHo ThE fUcK aRe YoU tO pRoNoUnCe My NaMe LiKe ThAt CuZ!?!?
Garry: Yea I’m just gonna head off mate good chat
Moey DW: Yea that’s right cuz you better walk off

Wadadoing by this_is_how_we_do August 27, 2021

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

waldoing around 

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

waldoing around by r_egs November 7, 2007

Hop Waddling 

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

Hop Waddling by Aneejit March 2, 2023

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

wadding by Richard Black March 12, 2005

wadding the can 

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

wadding the can by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

Waddling turd by Craigsfat May 9, 2021