wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Wadding

The act of inserting larger and larger objects into the urethra of the penis to stretch it out. Usually performed until another penis can be inserted into it.

I've been wadding myself so much I can't stop peeing. But I can fit two dicks in there now.

by phadrox February 24, 2010

Wadding

A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.

"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."

"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."

"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"

"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"

by Alana Howard February 1, 2008

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

Drew Wadding

A player who will act like he loves you and you're the only one in the world for him, but then get bored of you after you fall in love with him. He will leave and go right on to the next girl who will join the relationship and unexpectedly ruin her life. He will leave her crying and alone, and then be laughing about it behind her back. He is EVIL. DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS NAME. Player

Drew Wadding is a *BLEEP* little *BLEEP* who deserves to *BLEEP* in a *BLEEP*. Player

by Noobfacedddd March 30, 2013

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016