Wackner 

The word to use when you want to swear in front of your children.

“You are such a wackner”

Wackner by DrDiamond March 27, 2023

wackertastic 

Something that would be owned by, done by, or related to someone who would be considered a Wacker.

Wacker: "Dude, i drove with the lights and sirens on and used the air horn; it was sweet."
Non-Wacker: Wow that's wackertastic.

wackertastic by Wacker #1 August 12, 2009

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Wacker Neuson 

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop

Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!

Wacker Neuson by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

Wacker Jacks 

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.

You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

Wacker Jacks by Weapon Xman G forreal November 19, 2010

Peter-Wacker 

A nickname for the male anatomy.

Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.

Peter-Wacker by Mega_Beaner July 19, 2012

willy wacker 

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.

jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.

willy wacker by toldjaso May 22, 2007