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Peter Wacker 

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper
Peter Wacker by Porquenugget December 29, 2017

Petey Wacker

A Name People Use when THey Dont Want To Say Penis Or Dick Or Cock.
Keep Talking Shit Imma Kick You In Your Petey Wacker
Petey Wacker by PhreshyPhrsh March 19, 2009

Peter Plumley-Walker 

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.
popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"
Peter Plumley-Walker by hartattack January 18, 2006

peterwhacker 

BOOOIIIIIII WHEN I STUFFED DIS PETERWHACKER IN DAT SUSIESLAPPER BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

peterwicker 

I drizzled honey all over him, the drippage off his peterwicker was a picture I couldn't help but capture and title "Nectar of the Gods"
peterwicker by cp789 May 13, 2018