Wack Master

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One who exhibits the dexterity to "wack off" multiple times in a 24 hour period and who keeps the remains of the self stimulating and sometimes illegal act in a shrine behind their bed, often referred to as a mecca.

Friend-Yo man why arent you responding to me?
Friend-Your wacking...arent you??
Wack Master- ahahaha im sorry man

Wack Master by J-F January 28, 2007

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wankmaster

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

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Wankmaster

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

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whackmaster

a person of the male gender who is contantly masturbating

"You know Vee?He is such a whackmaster."

whackmaster by stumbiline April 30, 2007

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Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Steve Sheehan

Badass

Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003

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wackmaster

a person who is compeltey and utterly wack, the epitomy of un-cool. A lame. Derived from funkmaster flex and his wackness.

50 cent is such a wackmaster. He tries to act all hard but he is so lame. He is the wackest! Uh, give me a break!

wackmaster by Ebonie December 10, 2005

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wockmaster

a dumbass snake nigga on tele. nigga snaked 30k by befriending some rich nigga, nigga

yo its @wockmaster! hide the funds nigga, you KNOW hes gonna snake your sorry ass

wockmaster by ihatewockmaster April 12, 2025

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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