A rare breed mut of various small dog breeds. Physical features include a goatee, mohawk and wiry hair. Usually of a lighter color than the body, especially at an older age. This breed is extremely lovable and a good companion, even though it has the tendency to bark at absolutely nothing for many hours on end. Typically late at night. It also has the tendency of being afraid of the most peculiar things, which greatly inhibits it's usefulness as a watchdog.

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