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A classic parallel to the WWJD, Its stands for What Would Michael Jordan Do? Used in times of critical decision making moments.

Situation 1

Friend: "Dude, you wanna go to the bars tonight?"

You: "I don't know, man."

Friend: "C'mon, WWMJD?"

Situation 2

Thought to yourself: "Should I buy all this?.... WWMJD"

WWMJD by webstersbrother June 5, 2009

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WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

WWJDFAKB by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

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WWMJD • WWJD • WWMD • wwjdd • WWMCD? • WWBJD • wwmfd • WWMRD • WWJDFAKB • wwjdftw?

WWMCD

What Would Master Chief Do?, a parody of WWJD, what would Jesus do?

"Son are you wearing your WWMCD bracelet?"

"Dad I haven't wore that since 8th grade."

"Steven!"

WWMCD by Zac guy February 5, 2009

WWMD

What Would Mack Do? When you’re married but still about that life and want to be a Mack daddy, so you take that ring off and hook up with chicks.

Me-Yo that girls checking me out across the bar but I’m married.

Buddy- Bro pull a WWMD and go bang that bitch.

WWMD by Kmur39 May 27, 2020

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

WWJDFAKB by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

WWMRD

It stands for what would Mr Rogers do? The intention is to ask one's self if Mr Rogers was in a similar situation, what action would he take.

It is a play on the acronym "WWJD" and often used by non-religious people or people who do not want to come across as haughty.

The lady is small dog crazy and everything I could think of to say would probably trigger her so I asked myself WWMRD?

I gave her a big hug and told her that it was okay to be afraid. And when we are afraid we have to look for the helpers.

WWMRD by Wordiculous July 25, 2022

wwjdftw

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

wwjdftw by tonai December 28, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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