WWJ

An abbreviation for Werewolf Jones, a character in Simon Hanselmann’s comic, Megg Mogg and Owl.

Guy: I got to the part where WWJ goes to jail today.
Other guy: WWJ?
Guy: Werewolf Jones, his name is tedious to write sometimes.

by HTMLwaitingroom August 5, 2022

WWJCD

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

wwjdftw

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

by tonai December 28, 2007

WWJZD

What Would Jay-Z Do? You ask yourself this when you're in a tough situation. The question encourages realness and intelligence.

You look in the mirror and see there is dirt on your shoulder. WWJZD?

by JiggaMan2010 June 10, 2010

WWJLD

WWJLD - What would John Locke do..
From the hit show lost.

"Dude..there is no more food left and were stuck in this camp spot.."

"Well..WWJLD"

by twopointohhh April 22, 2010