WWJZD

What Would Jay-Z Do? You ask yourself this when you're in a tough situation. The question encourages realness and intelligence.

You look in the mirror and see there is dirt on your shoulder. WWJZD?

by JiggaMan2010 June 10, 2010

WWJCD

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

WWZD

What would Zappa do?

On my favorite shirt, there is a picture of Frank Zappa. Under it, is WWZD?

How's that for an example?

by shawnblog January 12, 2009

wwjdftw

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

by tonai December 28, 2007

WWJLD

WWJLD - What would John Locke do..
From the hit show lost.

"Dude..there is no more food left and were stuck in this camp spot.."

"Well..WWJLD"

by twopointohhh April 22, 2010