WWJZD 

What Would Jay-Z Do? You ask yourself this when you're in a tough situation. The question encourages realness and intelligence.

You look in the mirror and see there is dirt on your shoulder. WWJZD?

WWJZD by JiggaMan2010 June 10, 2010

WWJCD 

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

WWJCD by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

WWJDFAKB 

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

WWJDFAKB by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB 

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

WWJDFAKB by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

WWZD 

What would Zappa do?

On my favorite shirt, there is a picture of Frank Zappa. Under it, is WWZD?

How's that for an example?

WWZD by shawnblog January 12, 2009

wwjdftw 

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

wwjdftw by tonai December 28, 2007

WWJLD 

WWJLD - What would John Locke do..
From the hit show lost.

"Dude..there is no more food left and were stuck in this camp spot.."

"Well..WWJLD"

WWJLD by twopointohhh April 22, 2010