5 definitions by NotCaptainSlow
Jerry: Mate, what's with all the socks on the floor? And why are they all stiff?
Danny: Sorry, mate. That was the aftermath of many a Netflix and Spill session.
Jerry: ...
Danny: ...
Jerry: Mate, you need to get laid. More to the point, why are you watching Netflix while wanking? Have you never heard of porn?
Danny: Sorry, mate. That was the aftermath of many a Netflix and Spill session.
Jerry: ...
Danny: ...
Jerry: Mate, you need to get laid. More to the point, why are you watching Netflix while wanking? Have you never heard of porn?
by NotCaptainSlow April 7, 2017
A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.
*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."
by NotCaptainSlow December 18, 2012
Largely the same as Netflix and Chill, but with Spotify in the background instead. It's so commonplace and well-known, Spotify even has an official playlist for it. And you can guess what kind of music is in there.
Jerry: Mate, I can hear a bunch of thudding, screaming and slow music next door again.
Danny: Sounds like Terry's having Spotify and Chill again.
Jerry: How does Terry have all the luck?
Danny: Sounds like Terry's having Spotify and Chill again.
Jerry: How does Terry have all the luck?
by NotCaptainSlow April 7, 2017
Also known as "Scarbz". Technically a Canadian place, a suburb of the Ontarian capital of Toronto. In reality, it's the least Canadian place that you'll ever go to. What one would encounter there include horrible drivers, rude, selfish and impatient locals, ugly "scenery", a generous surplus of crime, traffic, and a terrible public transit system, which includes a pointless, six-station train, all of which is more than enough to put the "scar" in "Scarborough". One who went to--or worse, lived--in Scarborough would more than likely need therapy for the next twenty years. On the upside, Asian restaurants are a dime a dozen.
by NotCaptainSlow January 24, 2015
"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"
It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.
It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.
Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
by NotCaptainSlow May 3, 2013