WWJB 

1) Initials for "What would Jesus bomb?"

2) The question you ask Christian right wingers when they start to lecture or rant about the war in Iraq.

Argumentative Christian Girl at my Lunch Table: "You know, Zahck, you're immoral because you have no religion, you're unpatriotic because you don't agree with WHATEVER the government does and you ask questions, and you're wrong about the war. It's not pointless! We need to be there! The world is better!

Me: "Hey, hey, hey ... What Would Jesus Bomb?"

Argumentative Christian Girl at my Lunch Table: *staggered silence followed quickly by a pissed look*

WWJB by 2tone army October 28, 2004

WWJB 

Acronym for "What Would Jesus BLOG?"

"Access the internet and see WWJB."

WWJB by Jesus of Zion July 4, 2008

WWJB 

What Would Jesus Blog

I was going to Blog about that fine lady last night then I thought " WWJB"

WWJB by Weed Wacker Wally July 22, 2009

WWJBD 

Acronym for "What Would James Bond Do?"

Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.

You're tied to a chair and are being whacked in the balls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.

WWJBD?!

He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.

etc

WWJBD by anothergenericusername May 10, 2009

WWJBD 

Acronym for "What Would Jack Bauer Do?!?!"

Person 1: You have 24 hours to save the world
Person 2: WWJBD!!

WWJBD by Amolo January 28, 2006

WWJBD 

What Would James Bond Do.

You are in a socially awkward situation and you need guidance on how to remain looking cool. Think! What would James Bond Do?

Last night that girl blew me out, so I'm sitting in the restaurant on my larry like a looser, people are starring at me. So I think, WWJBD, so I pulled the waitress and shagged her at my hotel

WWJBD by Milkcarton18 August 20, 2010

wwjbd 

What would Jimmy Buffett do?

You are shitfaced drunk because it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. Should you sober up and become a responsible person or have another boat drink?

wwjbd

Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.

wwjbd by blpadge2 April 8, 2009