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What would Jesus say?

Who would Jesus shoot?
Sally: Hey, should I abort this baby?

Hally: WWJS?
wwjs by Robertjd December 2, 2005
Words you can keep
stands for “what would jesus say
friend: sends an unholy meme
you: bruh wwjs man
wwjs by mywhatnow June 20, 2019
Related Words

WWJSwift-boat 

Short for Who Would Jesus Swift-boat, referring to a common core value of lying and corroborating a hoax to discredit someone while claiming a close relationship to Jesus. See GOP, Also See Dirty Tricks, Whisper Campaign, Tricky Dick, Richard Nixon
WWJSwift-boat Swift-boating Carl Rove Dubyah-Dumb Evil Dick Jesus and $1 million dollar absolution
WWJSwift-boat by Jerfma March 25, 2010
An Acronym for "What Would Jesus Say Now Live?" which is currently being used as the title of an internet radio show hosted by a man named Jesus of Zion.
"If Jesus were here right now I wonder...WWJSNL? (WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY NOW LIVE?)"
WWJSNL? by Jesus of Zion July 4, 2008
What would Joe Salazar Do?

Common quote by guys in the North and South who need a bit of inspiration regarding chicks.
OMG, she is so hot, now, don't screw this up... WWJSD?
WWJSD? by WLHShottie April 6, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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