wwjs

What would Jesus say?

Who would Jesus shoot?

Sally: Hey, should I abort this baby?

Hally: WWJS?

wwjs by Robertjd December 2, 2005

wwjs

stands for “what would jesus say”

friend: sends an unholy meme
you: bruh wwjs man

wwjs by mywhatnow June 20, 2019

WWJSwift-boat 

Short for Who Would Jesus Swift-boat, referring to a common core value of lying and corroborating a hoax to discredit someone while claiming a close relationship to Jesus. See GOP, Also See Dirty Tricks, Whisper Campaign, Tricky Dick, Richard Nixon

WWJSwift-boat Swift-boating Carl Rove Dubyah-Dumb Evil Dick Jesus and $1 million dollar absolution

WWJSwift-boat by Jerfma March 25, 2010

WWJSNL? 

An Acronym for "What Would Jesus Say Now Live?" which is currently being used as the title of an internet radio show hosted by a man named Jesus of Zion.

"If Jesus were here right now I wonder...WWJSNL? (WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY NOW LIVE?)"

WWJSNL? by Jesus of Zion July 4, 2008

WWJSD? 

What would Joe Salazar Do?

Common quote by guys in the North and South who need a bit of inspiration regarding chicks.

OMG, she is so hot, now, don't screw this up... WWJSD?

WWJSD? by WLHShottie April 6, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020