wwjs

What would Jesus say?

Who would Jesus shoot?

Sally: Hey, should I abort this baby?

Hally: WWJS?

by Robertjd December 2, 2005

wwjs

stands for “what would jesus say”

friend: sends an unholy meme
you: bruh wwjs man

by mywhatnow June 20, 2019

WWJSwift-boat

Short for Who Would Jesus Swift-boat, referring to a common core value of lying and corroborating a hoax to discredit someone while claiming a close relationship to Jesus. See GOP, Also See Dirty Tricks, Whisper Campaign, Tricky Dick, Richard Nixon

WWJSwift-boat Swift-boating Carl Rove Dubyah-Dumb Evil Dick Jesus and $1 million dollar absolution

by Jerfma March 25, 2010

WWJSNL?

An Acronym for "What Would Jesus Say Now Live?" which is currently being used as the title of an internet radio show hosted by a man named Jesus of Zion.

"If Jesus were here right now I wonder...WWJSNL? (WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY NOW LIVE?)"

by Jesus of Zion July 4, 2008

WWJSD?

What would Joe Salazar Do?

Common quote by guys in the North and South who need a bit of inspiration regarding chicks.

OMG, she is so hot, now, don't screw this up... WWJSD?

by WLHShottie April 6, 2010