WWCJD

An acronym standing for What Would CJ Do?, used when you're in a tricky situation and want to channel someone who approaches life with caution, precision, and finesse. CJ isn’t about reckless decisions—quite the opposite. When you ask yourself WWCJD, you’re thinking about the most careful, strategic, and refined course of action. It’s all about playing it smart and smooth, even in the most chaotic of situations.

X: let's update all our servers at once
Y: no!!! think !!! WWCJD
X: yeah, you are right

by othomaton September 26, 2024

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"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

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WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

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