WTFMP

WTFMP is not a swear word, in fact it mean “What the fickle my pickle.” Is a definition if you are confused or shocked.

WTFMP IS THAT!?!?

WTFMP by Saeefasive December 27, 2020

wtfjpn 

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

wtfmeat 

meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.

no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.

wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009

WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.

Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!

WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003

WTFUppercut 

A "what the fuck" moment in which you just got pwned.

Person1 *Betrays Person2 with a melee from behind*

Person2: WTFUppercut!

WTFUppercut by J_MASTER March 19, 2010

wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr 

WHERE THE FUCK MY CUP

WHERE THE FUCK MY BLUNT

WHERE THE FUCK MY REEFER

Bro: Hey bro you got 5 bucks for cigs
Other bro: WTFMCWTFMBWTFMR!!!
Bro: wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr

wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr by The problems of ligma November 7, 2023