WTFMP
WTFMP is not a swear word, in fact it mean “What the fickle my pickle.” Is a definition if you are confused or shocked.
WTFMP IS THAT!?!?
WTFMP by Saeefasive December 27, 2020
Words you can keep
wtfjpn
Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.
wtfmeat
meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.
wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009
WTFML
A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.
WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009
wtfpwned
WTFUppercut
WTFUppercut by J_MASTER March 19, 2010
wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr
wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr by The problems of ligma November 7, 2023
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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