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A kind of smell u would get when making a girl cum her pants.
Usulayy found on your fingers after a good 'slip and go'
wetfish by Chris Wade February 11, 2003
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A bedwars technique where you need to build so fucking high until you reach the height limit, and fucking smash everyone with one hit, collect the fucking emerald once one of other team is destroyed, get at least 3 layers of fucking obsidian for your bed, finishing the game in 2 minutes. Only 1 out of 345676532187543456 people is able to learn.
"Damn that nigger knows how to weifish"
A:hey wanna play some bedwars?
B:nah some nigger just fucking weifish me and I'm depressed now
A:F
weifish by sklomangow April 2, 2020

wetfishdon

That one guy who lurks the group and says nothing. We all know a wetfishdon. There is probably a wetfishdon reading this over your shoulder.
OMG Jerry is such a wetfishdon
wetfishdon by NOTAWETFISHDON February 6, 2017

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
When a couple can do something with each other and for each other as opposed to an individual thinking only of themselves which could be defined as selfish. A couple is welfish.
After raising their eleven children, Fred and Freida looked forward to being welfish on a long deserved vacation.

Wet Fish 

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.
I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.
Wet Fish by theboyos April 4, 2013

wet fish 

A fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face.

Can be used to explain just HOW angry you are at someone
i am going to slap you with a wet fish
wet fish by i-rock March 26, 2008
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