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Sham Wowed 

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
Sham Wowed by keifermail September 30, 2009
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Get Wooted 

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something
( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.
Get Wooted by ClickedEnter January 11, 2020

Sham-Wowed 

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
Sham-Wowed by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009
When an unattractive nerd like person see's a person they find attractive, they mouth the word "WOW".
I was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken glasses wowed me as I drove past.
wowed by Frog Princess August 24, 2009
Won, Winning at everything, always winning, already won, win
You wooted all the time when we played basketball
wooted by alexjenkins30 August 10, 2021
To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"
My dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. My ass god WOWED
Wowed by JAMAL August 1, 2004