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wonged
- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
wonged by Foo man choo November 22, 2011
woned
Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML
Jonathan: WONED
Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
Jonathan: WONED
Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010
winned
1. a word used incorrectly when you should have used "won"
2. allowable in a game of words with friend on the itouch and android.
2. allowable in a game of words with friend on the itouch and android.
winned by bluefalcon897 April 2, 2011
Wonged
"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."
Wonged by lowestform July 19, 2012
wonked
wonked by Alex Burchfield January 19, 2007
wonked
wonked by emma chaplips April 20, 2019
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