Whistling

1. v. To make a clear musical sound, a series of such sounds, or a high-pitched, warbling sound by the forcible expulsion of the breath through a small opening formed by contracting the lips, or through the teeth, with the aid of the tongue. (dictionary.com)

a.k.a Something that is fun to do by yourself to entertain yourself, but annoys anyone else nearby.

Joe: "Let's not sit over there, that guy is whistling and it's really annoying"

by Ubersquirell August 20, 2008

whistling

making any non-verbal noise through the mouth by means of passing air in or out over teeth and tongue

That guy is trying to get peoples' attentions by whistling while he works.

by Whistlinphil March 13, 2009

Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

by WKid May 24, 2006

Whistling Busker

Hiring a prostitute to whistle 'Rivers of Babylon' up a mans anus, whilst jiggling his balls like a coin bag.

"Sex or Blow Job, love?"

"I'll take a 'Whistling Busker' please."

by The Whistling Busker December 15, 2012

Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.

The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

by vahnx May 8, 2009

Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

by Croatalin April 26, 2014