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WAPer

Pronounced, “whopper”

1) An extremely narcissistic girl/woman with a very stretched out vagina caused by the unrelenting insertion of large objects. She will typically confuse being a ratchet ass hoe with being empowered and will remain in a delusional trance well into her golden years. Maybe her first pair of depends will change her thought process? Probably not.

2) Combining Cardi B’s WAP and the world famous B.K. sandwich. “WAPer” can be used to describe a vagina that is extremely loose due to the amount of large objects (most of the time, penis) that has been inside of it in a short period of time. Making her the real burger queen. They are often regarded as WAPs and coveted by their owners as being tight and juicy. In actuality, they are closer to having a roast beef like aesthetic paired with a glaze that likely came from the last tube steak that greased those buns. Not unlike the famous double texas whopper, this particular furburger has the ability to be stuffed with unlimited amounts of man meat. But make no mistake, it will be the one swallowing you.

Females that possess a WAPer can also often have an over bloated sense of self and misplaced self worth. Leaving a career in prostitution and/or rap music their most likely means of survival.
Simps BEWARE!!!
Simp 1: All Tonya does is brag about how awsome her WAP is. Man, It must be good. It’s too bad I’ll never get a chance wit…
Simp 2: DUDE! Tonya showed me her “WAPer” last night for just $20. It was huge! She put my bowling ball in there and everything!
by ManyMoonsRandy May 23, 2024
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Gingerbread Water

Gingerbread Water Is Gingerbread Water 🗿🤝
Gingerbread Water🗿🤝”
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be like water

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.
“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....
by GS71 May 16, 2015
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That’s a mean cup of water.

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
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Irish Water Spaniel

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
by Ayra April 8, 2010
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Water Sheep

prisoner and scapegoat of minecraft youtuber Pewdiepie. Imprisoned in the water current and victim of hate crime.
water sheep:
Pewdiepie: "Are you challenging me?"
by angry.420 July 6, 2019
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its water time

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.
e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*
by chulddddddd September 2, 2017
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