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Pronounced: (walt sea)
When a white knight attacks you, for physically defending yourself from a female, he will say something like:
"Whoa dude, it's never okay to hit a lady!"
Well let me tell you, not all females are ladies.
Hence:

Women Aren't Ladies, They're Cunts
whiteknight: "It's never okay to hit a lady!"
Red pilled: *looks at friend "WALTC" *Punches white knight
WALTC by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Walt McHan’d 

When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack
The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d
Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks
someone who needs to put his dick away
finger: waltuh, put your dick away, waltuh
finger: i'm not having sex with you right now waltuh
waltuh by waltuh August 23, 2022

Walt Face 

A look of extreme disappointment, disgust, and concern. Frequently acted out by Walter White on the show Breaking Bad
When walter's partner Jessie brings Funions as the only source of food for a 3 day cooking spree, Walter "Walt Faces" as the sight of them.
Walt Face by ksjerry December 2, 2011

Steve Walts 

Also known as “King Walt’s”, “our boi Steve”, “God” “daddy Steve”, and “Steve” He is the snazziest fellow around and blesses the children of Prince William County with snow days and glorious hymns. His hit single “Code Red” is the only reason Prince William County students have to live.
Us: “Wow daddy Steve is our god”
Teachers: “It’s Steve Walts to you!”
Steve Walts by BullshitTea May 16, 2019

walter ego 

When you have an alter ego named walter.
"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"
walter ego by jerry_at_rick April 22, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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