Definitions by Phantom649
Definition Dating
When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.
Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."
Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."
Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
Definition Dating by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Hormoment
Kyle: "Jeff wrote some definition dating love-note about sarah on Urban..."
Ryan: "Wow, he's having a hormoment. I thought only chicks did that.."
Ryan: "Wow, he's having a hormoment. I thought only chicks did that.."
Hormoment by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Couch Collector
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Couch Collector by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Esteem Posting
Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'
Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
Esteem Posting by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Hoe-verhauls
The particular type of garment (often called a jumper) worn by promiscuous young females who have never done a day of hard labor ( or dirty labor, which would require real overhauls) in their life.
Often worn with one shoulder strap hanging down seductively, the hoe-verhauls are just another tool in the temptresses's toolbox.
Hoe-verhauls by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Abstainaphobia
The irrational fear of having only one sexual mate, or going without sex.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.
Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...
No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.
Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...
No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Guy 1 : "I want to fuck atleast 3 girls before I get married... ya know?"
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
Abstainaphobia by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Coupon Ghoul
When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE
- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE
- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"
John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
Coupon Ghoul by Phantom649 June 3, 2019