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An emo girl. Typically they try hard to be independent, but are way less stable than most chicks.
It's all a facade. She is more controlling, needy, and damaged.
Aggressive appearance is a necessity for her, because without black and spikes, she fears she will be taken advantage of, or bossed around.
Barely capable of controlling herself or her thoughts, she must use her appearance as a stage prop, to maintain a level of aggression and edge at all times. Practically paranoid. Perpetual victim. Depression and other mental illnesses. Drug using hedonists. Floozy. Over tattooed and pierced. Sometimes ugly-izes them self so that no man can hurt them again. Usually if not always, a Feminist.
Basically a bag in the wind, or driftwood at sea.
Usually a side effect of society and bad fathering, the Emo Slut is not self aware.
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by Phantom649 June 03, 2019

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Something females need more than love , self worth, achievement, knowledge, ect...
Bitch cant stand me playing xbox. She wants ALL my attention.
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When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.
Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep
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Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
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Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
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Moment influenced by hormones.
Kyle: "Jeff wrote some definition dating love-note about sarah on Urban..."
Ryan: "Wow, he's having a hormoment. I thought only chicks did that.."
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A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.
Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
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