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Science

A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.
Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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The Zombie Zone

When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.
Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Emo Slut

An emo girl. Typically they try hard to be independent, but are way less stable than most chicks.
It's all a facade. She is more controlling, needy, and damaged.
Aggressive appearance is a necessity for her, because without black and spikes, she fears she will be taken advantage of, or bossed around.
Barely capable of controlling herself or her thoughts, she must use her appearance as a stage prop, to maintain a level of aggression and edge at all times. Practically paranoid. Perpetual victim. Depression and other mental illnesses. Drug using hedonists. Floozy. Over tattooed and pierced. Sometimes ugly-izes them self so that no man can hurt them again. Usually if not always, a Feminist.
Basically a bag in the wind, or driftwood at sea.
Usually a side effect of society and bad fathering, the Emo Slut is not self aware.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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