Phantom649's definitions
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Attentionmug. A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.
Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Sciencemug. Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'
Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Esteem Postingmug. An emo girl. Typically they try hard to be independent, but are way less stable than most chicks.
It's all a facade. She is more controlling, needy, and damaged.
Aggressive appearance is a necessity for her, because without black and spikes, she fears she will be taken advantage of, or bossed around.
Barely capable of controlling herself or her thoughts, she must use her appearance as a stage prop, to maintain a level of aggression and edge at all times. Practically paranoid. Perpetual victim. Depression and other mental illnesses. Drug using hedonists. Floozy. Over tattooed and pierced. Sometimes ugly-izes them self so that no man can hurt them again. Usually if not always, a Feminist.
Basically a bag in the wind, or driftwood at sea.
It's all a facade. She is more controlling, needy, and damaged.
Aggressive appearance is a necessity for her, because without black and spikes, she fears she will be taken advantage of, or bossed around.
Barely capable of controlling herself or her thoughts, she must use her appearance as a stage prop, to maintain a level of aggression and edge at all times. Practically paranoid. Perpetual victim. Depression and other mental illnesses. Drug using hedonists. Floozy. Over tattooed and pierced. Sometimes ugly-izes them self so that no man can hurt them again. Usually if not always, a Feminist.
Basically a bag in the wind, or driftwood at sea.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Emo Slutmug. by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the The Zombie Zonemug. A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Kid Glovesmug. Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.
They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Females can't have conversations like men.
They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Patronizemug.