waltch 

A derogatory term used to describe somebody's girlfriend.

You missed out on making money today because you had your head up your waltch's ass.

waltch by LiL K H. November 13, 2009

watchmojo 

This word describes when you have lost all creativity and used up every idea ever, but need to keep producing content. In essence, any work you do becomes quantity over quality.

Person 1: "Shit! I've ran out of things to write about in my book. What do I do?"
Person 2: "Well, it seems like you've watchmojo'd yourself."

watchmojo by Notpokemonash May 13, 2016

waltuh 

someone who needs to put his dick away

finger: waltuh, put your dick away, waltuh
finger: i'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

waltuh by waltuh August 23, 2022

Watcher 

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.

"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"

Watcher by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019

Watch Lost 

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

Watch Lost by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

What the fuck did i just watch 

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

What the fuck did i just watch by zycone August 8, 2019

watchfast 

(watch-fast) syn./adj./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.

person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.

watchfast by Cassidy Puller October 26, 2019