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Worthless, Annoying, Gurt Level, Being.

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Gurt, The everlasting bother of even attaining you as an insect upon my creation, is a mere dream, a belief, you can make it up as one you trust, but it will bring you no comfort, only dismay. Gurt, you have no form, no purpose, no existence, you are utterly despicable with no reason to be. Gurt, I shall pray, on your internal torture. For you are the hate, and the hated.
My hatred against you, Gurt, it burns hotter than tungsten. My spite on your name, on your being, it continues, further than the Fibonacci Sequence, longer than Pi itself. My irrefutable rage, burning, as a candle taller than a spire, continuous as infinity, shall not break. Stronger than graphite forming together as a cell matter. From the moment you arisen, I began to hate, like never before.
WAGLB by Gurt's Permanent Foe April 20, 2025
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Soggy Walburn 

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal
Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Walburn
Soggy Walburn by ExAmboHugeThighs November 26, 2015
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Commonly known as "we are gonna buy a team" (wagbat) amongst the DAO ecosystem.
wagbat at Krause House DAO
WAGBAT by mario lopes October 9, 2021
n. A small town located in Piedmont, North Carolina. The name originates from a whales vagina
Did you hear the queef out of the whales wallburg?

I was passing through wallburg and quickly realized they are some chill mother fuckers.
Wallburg by Mike Morphis March 20, 2011
(Wayg-lee)
1) silly
2) a flat tortilla
3) just awesome
1) carlos: *stuffs watermelon on his head*
girl: "don't be wagly!"
3) girl 1: "why are you being so weird?"
Girl 2: "I'm not weird, I'm just to wagly for you"
Wagly by thefajita October 25, 2015

St. Walburg 

Small town in the middle of god knows no where saskatchewan. Full of wannabe thugs and wangsters. Good for drunken summer nights and doing loser laps around town with underglow...but other than that you go to a lake or lloyd
Person 1: I wanna get drunk and be somebody
Person 2: Go to ST. WALBURG!!
The dude who tried to kiss George, and forever ruined DNF.
“ Dream, Wallbur is trying to kiss George
wallbur by Xunarc August 12, 2021