wallboarding

Torture by digital apparatus.

This computer is wallboarding me, it won't work the way I expect it.

by siers October 26, 2014

wakeboarding

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003

wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

fallboarding

Attempts to snowboard, mostly resulting wtih falling in various ways and positions. It is advised that it be practised with a helmet, and pain healed by drinking ( preferebly rakija ) in excess quantities.

After a full day of fallboarding in Austria, the "fantastic-four" collected their belongings from the ski-tracks and, in happy pain, went back to their den to drink.

by lososs February 13, 2013

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Washboarding

When you rub your genital area, balls, penis, vagina, n apersons six pack abs.

I am rubbing my balls on that dudes abs, I am totally washboarding himhim.

by sieraccm December 30, 2011

Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.

Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.

by VY! January 19, 2024