Vulturize

Vulturize, to snatch something up or taking things in a malicious, bitchy, or mean way.

You vulturized my potential client, I wish I could hit you in the face.

by The Vulturizer June 21, 2012

vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.

kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!

by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012

vulturize

to take things from the weak and helpless. to pick clean.

The children met at their parents house to vulturize their home before placing them in a nursing facility.

by Not yet dead January 16, 2013

Vulturize

To eat something completely, to consume, to wipe food out of the face of this planet.

Ola vulturized a bowl of porridge before gym earlier

by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023

Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"

That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.

by TommyNFG March 8, 2022

vulturistic

A descriptive term used to define and/or classify gay or bi men, via online "hookup apps", (i.e. GRINDR, SCRUFF, Hornet, GROWLr, etc.) that perpetually & incessantly bombard Users with unsolicited cock/dick pics, messages, etc., & are seemingly so desperate that the only way they can seem to get laid is behind a usually grossly inflated, false, or embellished online profiles; i.e. ten-year old face pictures, lying about stats (height/weight/misc.), actual age, etc., that otherwise couldn't get laid in a gay bathhouse with a $100 bill in Thailand. These fellas never seem to be able to "take a hint" when the Users they message/contact don't reply, & cannot fathom that they are possibly not attractive to most. While most Users don't want to "hurt the feelings" of these guys & “say so” by no reply or response, these guys still continue to fire off multiple messages, usually in the middle of the night. If actually met or seen in person, usually the guys they pursue would not even give them a second look, as far as an actual sexual encounter potential is concerned that is. ;-). While the online world has its "positives", this is an example of the "other side of the coin", or negative. Summation: Desperation, lack-of-candor, & poor social skills.

Man, this guy won't take a hint on GRINDR that I'm not fucking interested. Totally & pathetically "vulturistic"! insert actual "scavenging birds of prey" vulture bird noises

by SwimSomewhereElse January 2, 2017

Cancel Vulture

A cancel vulture is a person who engages in cancel culture. They’re “vultures” as they watch and see for anything offensive made usually by a celebrity several years ago. They then spread this information to their peers and others who engage in cancel culture. These people are usually insecure and lifeless people who want to be a “hero” because they don’t do any real good in this world. They themselves are likely insecure about past mistakes and things they’ve said before, and they want to take it out on others. Or they’re just “woke” virtue signallers. They almost all come from Twitter which is already a total cesspool. These people can’t accept or learn that people change and possibly don’t hold the same views forever.

Jimmy: Hey Tom look, Carl found that (random celebrity) said something racist 9 years ago on Twitter and is now asking people to cancel them
Tom: Damn, Carl is such a Cancel Vulture

by Salamander_Man August 8, 2020