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Vulgarnism

Vulgarnism, the belief that the universe is a giant toilet bowl, and the great plumber will one day unclog the toilet bowl, and flush us through the spiritual pipe to the land of endless waste. The words of the great plumber are inscribed on a golden two ply toilet paper roll. The great plumber made us in his image, the image we are all too familiar depicted by every plumber.
The great plumber manifested the great scripture of vulgarnism on the two ply golden toilet paper roll.
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Era Vulgaris 

Quite possibly the most diverse CD from the geniuses that created "songs for the deaf" and is the best CD released in 2007
Era Vulgaris is the shit and you don't have to be high to enjoy it!
Era Vulgaris by Jordan Mosley May 14, 2008

Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms 

A nickname for the massive collection of over 2,000 Urban Dictionary contributions of the erudite but also highly controversial and often quite vulgar wordsmith.
Let’s head online, straight to Urban Dictionary and get a quick hit of hilarity from some of the new Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms!

acne vulgaris, hyperpigmentation, 

acne vulgaris, teen acne, adult acne, also termed acne vulgaris, is one of the biggest challenges to teenagers, african american women, and men in the usa

in addition to the acne, teenagers with african american skin, must also face hyperpigmentation, skin darkening in spots, which occur in response to the acne outbreak.
the biggest problem in acne treatments is the recurrence of the pacne bacteria. teenage acne is among the top skin condition diagnosed in the united states, affecting nearly 80% of the teenage population in various forms, and roughly 40% of adolescents have acne severe enough requiring treatments.

le cachet skin care center nyc, |1006 specializes in adult and teenage acne treatments.
the great news,between 6-8 weeks w/blue light acne treatments, acne becomes history.
at le cachet skin care center in new york city,|10016 one of the newest, most advanced, cutting edge acne treatment technology is being used, the acne blue light therapy, without any side effects.
blue light will penetrate deep in to the epiderm of the skin and will destroy the pacne bacteria, making sure that no bacteria will reproduce.
most of the acne problem cases,acne treatment is not successful do to the reproduction of the pacne bacteria.
at le cachet skin care in new york city,|10016 during acne treatment powerful enzyme peel is being used before the application of the blue light treatment.
the enzyme peel treatment will eliminate the oily surface of the acne prone skin.
acne vulgaris, hyperpigmentation, treatments there is good news, for teenagers and adults with long history of severe inflamed acne vulgaris, hyperpigmentation, teen acne, adult acne, hyperpigmentation, no longer they have to suffer from acne skin condition. at le cachet skin care center in new york city,|10016 a combination of acne complex treatment has been developed which is consist of three advanced acne treatments without chemicals, antibiotics or any side effects.

1.acne facial, acne deep pore cleansing.
2.acne enzyme peel treatment.
3.acne blue light treatment

all three treatments during one visit.
inflamed acne will disappear between 6-8 weeks for good.
for more information please contact:
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acne skin care treatment in new york city.
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Shower-Screen Vulgarism 

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.
"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"

vulgarnym 

(noun) A vulgarnym is a word some coarse and common people use instead of the "nice" word. Nice southern ladies do not use vulgarnyms.

Vulgarism/nice word
pee/tee tee
pussy/tee-hiny
shit/BM
fuck/make whoopie
"I knew she was not a person of quality at the DAR luncheon when she said she had to pee instead of saying tee tee," said Amanda Sue Dautrive, who knew a vulgarnym when she heard one.
vulgarnym by Marthakay December 9, 2008

Boganus Vulgaris 

The Common Bogan. The larval phase of the Bogan genus, into which Bogans are born. Metamorphosis occurs upon acquistion of high-end technological and motorised distractions, installment-plan furniture and patriotic tattoos creating the Boganus Rex. However, metamorphosis is not guaranteed and many Bogans remain in the larval stage for their entire lives.
Stevo failed to mature from boganus vulgaris after AGC refused him further credit, the trade-in for his ute fell through and he failed to develop a taste for Stella Artois over VB.
Boganus Vulgaris by xMelz June 16, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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