erudite

knowing alot of shit in one subject. well-learned

The hooker was erudite in subjects such as sex and drugs.

by rebecca July 9, 2004

erudite

adjective- kick-ass. Being very awesome.

Your paper was thoughtful, well-written, and erudite in its ending.

by jmoney April 12, 2004

erudite

to be able to insult people without them realizing through the use of scholarly language

I say, that speaker is quite erudite, he implied the audience were ignoramuses and yet they applauded him

by doughnut dave June 27, 2025

Erudite Infantry

The infantry that is apart of the Master Mango's army characterized by having great knowledge and insight.

They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity

Guy 1: So I was thinking about going to oversea's places like canada

Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?

Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?

*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*

Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.

by Mangocruz May 11, 2010

Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.

Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.

by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007

eruditty

a clever and catchy song with a message.

The best eruditty I ever heard was Narcissus by James McCormick, Feb 20, 2008, as heard on Felder Rushing's Gestalt Gardener radio show on Mississippi Public Broadcasting; the timely song teaches Greek mythology while addressing the daffocide on the Mississippi State University campus.

by Hilary S. March 18, 2008

Eriudite

The way stupid people pronounce the word "erudite," which is an adjective meaning "scholarly and well educated."

George Bush: "I am very eriudite!"
(He didn't really say this)

by John1122334 April 5, 2011