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erudite
I say, that speaker is quite erudite, he implied the audience were ignoramuses and yet they applauded him
erudite by doughnut dave June 27, 2025
Erudite Infantry
The infantry that is apart of the Master Mango's army characterized by having great knowledge and insight.
They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity
They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity
Guy 1: So I was thinking about going to oversea's places like canada
Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?
Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?
*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*
Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.
Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?
Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?
*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*
Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.
Erudite Infantry by Mangocruz May 11, 2010
Erudite Sleeping Elephant
The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.
Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.
Erudite Sleeping Elephant by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007
eruditty
The best eruditty I ever heard was Narcissus by James McCormick, Feb 20, 2008, as heard on Felder Rushing's Gestalt Gardener radio show on Mississippi Public Broadcasting; the timely song teaches Greek mythology while addressing the daffocide on the Mississippi State University campus.
Eriudite
The way stupid people pronounce the word "erudite," which is an adjective meaning "scholarly and well educated."
Eriudite by John1122334 April 5, 2011
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