Definitions by xMelz
Boganus Vulgaris
The Common Bogan. The larval phase of the Bogan genus, into which Bogans are born. Metamorphosis occurs upon acquistion of high-end technological and motorised distractions, installment-plan furniture and patriotic tattoos creating the Boganus Rex. However, metamorphosis is not guaranteed and many Bogans remain in the larval stage for their entire lives.
Stevo failed to mature from boganus vulgaris after AGC refused him further credit, the trade-in for his ute fell through and he failed to develop a taste for Stella Artois over VB.
Boganus Vulgaris by xMelz June 16, 2010
Boganus Rex
White trash male who has achieved bogan status, via acquisition, far exceeding that of its mates. Its name is from the Australian term “bogan” and the Latin word for “king.” Literally, king of the bogans.
Ute, boat, dirt bike, jet ski, massive BBQ, big dog, patriotic tattoos... He's not just your average bogan, he's Boganus Rex.
Boganus Rex by xMelz June 15, 2010
Podchosis
Acute mental disorder occuring in humans when they are restricted to 3 square metres of open plan office space for 8-16 hours each week day. Manic symptoms displayed by office workers. See also: cubechosis (US), zoochosis.
2010, from the common pod - "office space" + Mod.L. -osis "abnormal condition."
2010, from the common pod - "office space" + Mod.L. -osis "abnormal condition."
Carbon Arse Groove
For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)
Carbon Arse Groove by xMelz May 13, 2010