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voming by Paco Taco, Original February 4, 2014
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voting
In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.
Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.
Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.
Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...
voting by Big Bad Mark December 28, 2005
Voting
The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
Voting by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
middle finger voting
A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.
This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.
middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020
middle finger voting
middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020
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