Volen-tell 

When you tell someone to volunteer

If no one will volunteer. I will volen-tell you to

Volen-tell by ilikewordsinthissite March 4, 2019

Voluntell

Voluntell is when you volunteer someone else to do something and then tell them to do it.

I'll just voluntell Jim to give that speech tomorrow.

Voluntell by Lascivious October 19, 2016

voluntell

(verb) To unwittingly volunteer someone's services without allowing them the oportunity to decline.

Variations: voluntelling, voluntold

"Who are we gonna get to finish copying and collating the TPS reports?"

"I'll voluntell Steve to take care of it."

voluntell by Nick Rassenti July 26, 2007

voluntelling

To ask a question that's really a demand.

RJ (in front of client): Tim, would you mind revising that proposal for us?

Tim: Sure, thanks for voluntelling me.

voluntelling by rjtalyor May 5, 2008

voluntell

someone tells a person what to do suspecting that the person would agree to volunteer to do it although that person hasn't really volunteered to do it yet

My wife is likely to voluntell me to help at her charity.

voluntell by bobcatbobby June 29, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019