Voluntell

Voluntell is when you volunteer someone else to do something and then tell them to do it.

I'll just voluntell Jim to give that speech tomorrow.

by Lascivious October 19, 2016

voluntell

(verb) To unwittingly volunteer someone's services without allowing them the oportunity to decline.

Variations: voluntelling, voluntold

"Who are we gonna get to finish copying and collating the TPS reports?"

"I'll voluntell Steve to take care of it."

by Nick Rassenti July 26, 2007

voluntell

someone tells a person what to do suspecting that the person would agree to volunteer to do it although that person hasn't really volunteered to do it yet

My wife is likely to voluntell me to help at her charity.

by bobcatbobby June 29, 2015

volunteer work

Work done by choice & is unpaid but the rewards are personal satisfaction & knowing you made a difference.

My Grandma did Lots of volunteer work, into the 1000's of hours, at schools, the DMV, etc.

by Starchylde July 1, 2016

Ubeja Vontell

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.

My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.

by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

volunteer high school

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.

He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

by bitchtits1998 February 16, 2017

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006