A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
Velana is one of the best people you will ever meet. there’s only about 5 Velanas in the world, and then theyre all pure beauty and intelligence. Velana gets scared really easily but can be scary when she wants to. she’s a small-ass bitch but that’s what makes her special :) if you find a Velana, marry her immediately or you’ll regret it forever.
Girl1: OMG WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL FETUS
Girl2: omg that’s just Velana she’s so pretty and smart and i want to be like her.
Girl1: omg me too!!!
showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've beenwaiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead