Rich preppy Asian kid with a nice, expensive camera. this kid went to my school and he had this nice camera my friend and I wanted to steal. first we would attract him into our trap with rice and then we'd bag him up and take him to my cellar for interrogation.
Me: *in a deep voice, "WHERE IS THE CAMERA!!!"
Vulang: "calm down, please don't hurt me! its right here!!!!"
Me: "Hmm... Alright. we won't hurt you. You can go home now.
eventually, vulang calls the police and we get arrested, he also gets back his camera... it was a nice try anyway.
A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.
A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your hornygirlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*