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A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
Voland by Arastide May 9, 2009

disco volante 

weirdest album ever made, if you listen to it your life will be changed forever.
Ted: yo Disco Volante just blew my mind man

Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
disco volante by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007

pulling a "volanski" 

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
TJ cut that looker open and volanged her all night long!
volang by Uncle Harry February 23, 2005

volunshamed 

When you are in a meeting at work and you don’t jump to volunteer for something you’re good at and before you boss can voluntold you, a peer volunshames you.
Steph: Gee Laura, you have been leading those Level 10 meeting with your team. You could do the whole company.
Laura: Gee Steph, thanks.

Ed: looks like you just got volunshamed Laura.
volunshamed by PDRIEd April 27, 2021
T.J. cut that looker open and volanged her all night long.
volang by Uncle Harry May 13, 2005