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a non-sarcastic lump of lard that resembels a squirrel and is always lurking in the background. Watch out or they might get you!
"At last nights party, Rob was being such a voil."

"Stop voiling on me!"
Voil by MMCcoolcrew July 9, 2009
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A massive undersea oil leak that spreads a plume of underwater pollution, similar to the ash from a volcanic eruption.
So you really think a nuke can seal the Gulf of Mexico voilcano?
voilcano by BP loves you May 26, 2010
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Originally a french term "Voi la" literally meaning 'Look there!"

Often used to create suspence just before revealing a final result.
"You add relish and mayonaise together and Voila! Homemade tartar sause."
voila by celticshiva March 1, 2004
To perform cunnilingus on a female. More sophisticated, quick, and overall better sounding way compared to "eat a girl out" and "go down on a girl".
Guy 1: Dude, I totally ate out Jane last night!

Guy 2: Dude, that just sounds nasty, it's not like you literally ate her sexual organ. Just say you voilished her.
Voilish by BetterThings Inc. June 14, 2016

Voiletzz_ 

"omg i am now moots with Voiletzz_"
"omg you are so lucky I wish she would follow me back!"
Voiletzz_ by Voiletzz_ October 10, 2021
Its violate misspelled by some dumbass who dont spellcheck!
The woman didnt want the man to voilate her.
voilate by mrmeaux69 August 13, 2018

And Voila! 

A way of saying "It's just that simple".
In Phone sex as a career, all I got to do is say a few thing and moan ...And Voila! I got money in no time. I don't even have to touch myself either while having Phone sex.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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