Vocabutard

A person that frequently substitutes incorrect words or phrases into a sentence, thereby making him or her seem retarded. Phrases such as the leaning tower of pizza, ovulating sander, bread and breakfast, carpool tunnel syndrome.

Dennis is such a vocabutard. He thinks his boss gives him French benefits.

by Wherestheanykey March 29, 2015

Vocabulary

The only place where marriage still comes before sex

You've got a rich vocabulary.

by Sergej412 October 22, 2022

vocabularianism

The practice of knowing and using words that are beyond the comprehension of normal people.

Vocabularianism is not just a way of life, it's a vindictive embracement of an aspect of substantiality.

by domenick October 12, 2004

vocabularium

Personal vocabulary of made up words

Airdoplane = an airplane you can hear, but not see.

by Toastslilsis May 31, 2005

vocabulary workshop

One of the absolute gayest books assigned to complete in highschool. It has words you must learn and it asks questions about those words and it is a complete pain in the ass. There were sites where you could find answers to these but they quickly got shut down. All these books are are a pain in the ass.

Jeff- "Hey Jim, do you want to go catch a movie?" Jim-"No, sorry Jeff I have to go do vocabulary workshop for 2 hours maybe in a year or so"

by mikeylyle August 22, 2006

vocabulary dropping

This is the dropping of large words to demonstrate a large vocabulary rather than to communicate clearly and simply.

Amy was vocabulary dropping before the students, trying to appear intellectual.

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021

vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.

Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.

by novalush December 18, 2009