Vinting

The act of slapping an erect cock until it's bruised

Bro it hurts to piss

why?

me and my girlfriend spent the night vinting

what the sigma?

by BirdBirdBirdIsTheWord May 31, 2024

Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.

The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.

by yungchub October 16, 2019

red vining

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

monkey vining

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.

person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008

Ju Vanting

An alternate way of saying "You wanting."
i.e. - Do you want?

Ju Vanting dinner at 6pm?

by Player Guy Forever November 29, 2004

Venting

Someone or Anybody, Mainly with Anxiety, Depression and A lot of negative emotions end up
venting out their emotions to people
Mainly talking it out with a Therapist or Somebody they know well.

"I was Anxious one day so I vented out my emotions towards a friend who i knew since preschool , They also told me that I should begin Venting out my emotions more often --- So Nobody got worried about me . "

by fucking cat August 1, 2019

venting plasma

The act of passing gas before a bowel movement to make one feel better untill the big moment.

Man, Mike was venting plasma for three hours before he FINALLY took a massive shit!

by oddmaster June 10, 2013