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Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club
An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!
Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club by Mullet McFuckington July 3, 2008
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Vince McMahon
The CEO of WWE whose son-in-law, Triple H, once simulated sex with a mannequin, scripted to be Kane's dead girlfriend. Vince McMahon has kissed and fondled women half his age as well as drugged his wife on live television. Now he's trying to make up for his former actions by maintaining a PG background. Just recently, Vince McMahon terminated Hulk Hogan's "Legends" contract, took away his merchandise, and removed him from the WWE Hall of Fame on WWE.com because Vince found out that Hogan had repeatedly said "nigger" in a recorded phone call regarding a guy his daughter was sleeping with. Vince has lost all touch with the WWE and the WWE Universe; he does not know what real talent is anymore, he doesn't know the right decisions to make (especially refusing to let John Cena lose), and hates anyone who wants to change his way of running things (i.e. the former best wrestler in the world, CM Punk).
CM Punk in his infamous "Pipe Bomb" shoot promo in 2011 said that Vince McMahon "is a millionaire who should be a billionaire. The reason he is not a billionaire is because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag 'Yes men.'" And CM Punk "would like to think that the company would be better when Vince McMahon is dead, but he would hand over the company to his daughter and his doofus son-in-law (Triple H)."
Vince McMahon by kcroyals_tabuu September 20, 2015
vince mcmind
noun
Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'
Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').
While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').
Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)
Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.
#PrayForWrestling
Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'
Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').
While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').
Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)
Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.
#PrayForWrestling
"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"
- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
vince mcmind by MatMatMattyMatMat April 9, 2019
Vince McMahon
Vince McMahon by Christopher "PhoeniX" Ewing January 23, 2005
Vince Margera
The uncle of Bam Margera, A.K.A "Don Vito", on the hit MTV show Viva La Bam.
Basically a over-sized man with a dent in his back, a glass eye, and a very nasty toe infected with gangrene. He also frequently speaks jibberish when angry or upset
Basically a over-sized man with a dent in his back, a glass eye, and a very nasty toe infected with gangrene. He also frequently speaks jibberish when angry or upset
"{at the blackjack table} I'm good. I'm good. I ain't gonna hit on a 20. Are you sick in the head?.....Who's gonna hit on a 20? You gotta be mentally insane.
Whadberderrr...habberdere!"
"Usually the zero-zeros are suites. Oh, my god. You can't even get laid in this room. I can't even fit in here. Where the hell am I to go to the bathroom at?"
"NO, you can't even lay $#!+. It's all crooked and $#!+. I gotta get out of here. I'm not staying in this stupid room. Give me the free shampoo and stuff anyway. You better take me somewhere else."
"What are you? Retarded or something?!"
"I'll have Ashton Koosher come over and do something to you"
Whadberderrr...habberdere!"
"Usually the zero-zeros are suites. Oh, my god. You can't even get laid in this room. I can't even fit in here. Where the hell am I to go to the bathroom at?"
"NO, you can't even lay $#!+. It's all crooked and $#!+. I gotta get out of here. I'm not staying in this stupid room. Give me the free shampoo and stuff anyway. You better take me somewhere else."
"What are you? Retarded or something?!"
"I'll have Ashton Koosher come over and do something to you"
Vince Margera by Jared Fogle May 8, 2005
Vince McMahon
A guy who staged his own death on live television and people are stupid enough to believe he's really dead.
"Dude, did you see RAW last night? Vince McMahon got into his limo and it exploded and he died!"
"Um, jackass, it was fake. He's laughing at morons like you as we speak."
"Um, jackass, it was fake. He's laughing at morons like you as we speak."
Vince McMahon by JR23 July 12, 2007
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!