adj: 1. Someone who is more obese than anyone else.

2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.

3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.

4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.

5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.

6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.

The Hambugler: Chris asked me to one on one him in a video game last night, claming he was really good.

Ronald: Did he beat you?

The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.

Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.

Divij Vispute by The Hamburgler! April 21, 2009

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Vampute

A common mispelling of vampire.

Person A: I really like movies about teenager vamputes
Person B: What is a vampute?
Person A: Shit, my bad, I meant vampires

Vampute by FunnyClumsy August 11, 2021

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viputh

It’s a rare name. You can only find one or two Viputh out there in the world. If you found whoever named “viputh”. You should definitely marry her. She wifey material oof

She changed her name to “vip” because no one pronounce “viputh” right.
Don’t call her viputh, call her vee, vi, vip, or vv

viputh by Dino poopoo November 21, 2021

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Vimuth

A handsome smart kind man who is non judgemental and a god at CS.

Wow Vimuth is so smart! And handsome!

Vimuth by Catcatcoder November 24, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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