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do you want a vimto chewit lad

a phrase said by someone who wants to give out vimto chewits
Louis: ey

Dom: yo louis

Louis: do you want a vimto chewit lad

Dom: yes lad
Related Words
vimpt • Cheeky Vimpto • vimp • vimto • .v4mpt33f • vamptard • Vimple • viptaj • Vampt • vamptaki

Vimphilia 

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.
Vimphilia by PI314159 September 10, 2014

Vamptress 

(noun) 1. A modern version of a preternatural being who preys ruthlessly upon others; extortionist.

2. A vampy woman who unscrupulously seduces men and tends to have Dommineering tendencies.

3. A vampire dominatrix who tends to be more coy in her seduction, darker, more alluring.
The vamptress kicked off her leather heels and slowly bent down to seductively nibble on the bound man in a coy alluring fashion.
Vamptress by Deeberri December 22, 2008
When someone you know or notice someone walking by, and has clearly noticeable bite marks. Generally these marks are on the neck. These marks are very obvious, but can be on other parts of the body as well.
Woah you can definately tell that guy got lucky last night. His girlfriend Vampt the hell outta his neck.
Vampt by Mangocruz February 22, 2010
Slang for "visual impact". Vimpact describes the perceived amount of completed work on a given project, as opposed to the actual amount of work that has been accomplished. i.e. Painting a house has a large amount of vimpact, whereas redoing the electric and plumbing systems has none. It can be important to space out higher vimpact portions of a job to appear hard-working.
Changing the fucking background color of my website had more vimpact than rewriting the entire CMS from scratch. I don't know why I even bothered...
vimpact by MegaNice9 November 9, 2010
An internet virgin that, when given the chance, calls someone a simp. Adds no real input to discussion and is usually insecure about their sexual ability.
All these vimps are so annoying. Get a life already.
Vimp by h01ycrus4d3r April 23, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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