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Person A: I really like movies about teenager vamputes
Person B: What is a vampute?
Person A: Shit, my bad, I meant vampires

Vampute by FunnyClumsy August 11, 2021

Words you can keep

Vampster

A Vampster is an offshoot of Hipster. Only a Vampster is more dark and foreboding. Probably not someone you want to meet in a dark alley when you're drunk and look like a normal Hipster. A Vampster will totally kick your ass for even trying to copy their original style. So you can't EVEN try...A Vampster also owns their own boat.

Look at the Maddeline chick, she's such a Vampster. Wish I could be like her.

Vampster by Maddeline Force! March 21, 2010

Related Words

Vampute • Vampster • vamptessa • Vanputer

Vanputer

Vanputer refers to the act of taking a PC and monitor plus peripherals to anothers house for an overnight lan.

Hey Steve, you wanna bring your vanputer on tuesday?

Vanputer by vanputerbot April 6, 2009

vamptessa

a younger vampiress.

the queen vampire = vampiress
the princess vampire = vamptessa

used in slang for a young mean female boss.

vamptessa by ayaz1123 July 22, 2012

vampster

a cross breed between a vampire and a hamster, a vampster

is easy to recodnize it looks like a human but has enormas buck teeth they have the abilaty to control minds, run super fast, and are only able to survive in cool weather.

GUY# 1:OH MY GOD I THINK THAT GUYS A VAMPSTER!
GUY# 2: no he just has huge front teeth
GUY# 1: oh ok

vampster by i ran over the taco dog March 22, 2010

VAMPSTER

A hipster who does not like being in the sun. He/She might not go out side or is just always in a hat/hood. They are almost always in indie clothes with designs that no one has seen before. Probably has black hair and pale skin. More than likely owns a boat but rarely uses it. This person will be addicted to caffiene because they never sleep, they say that they do but they do not. These people will raely admit to being hipster and will become very angry when they are told that they are, infact hipster.

Guy: You are such a vampster come out side
vapster: My vampster senses are tingling and they say go the !@#$ away.

VAMPSTER by Nedla March 14, 2013

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026