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Vampster 

A Vampster is an offshoot of Hipster. Only a Vampster is more dark and foreboding. Probably not someone you want to meet in a dark alley when you're drunk and look like a normal Hipster. A Vampster will totally kick your ass for even trying to copy their original style. So you can't EVEN try...A Vampster also owns their own boat.
Look at the Maddeline chick, she's such a Vampster. Wish I could be like her.
Vampster by Maddeline Force! March 21, 2010
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vamptessa 

the queen vampire = vampiress
the princess vampire = vamptessa

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vampster 

a cross breed between a vampire and a hamster, a vampster

is easy to recodnize it looks like a human but has enormas buck teeth they have the abilaty to control minds, run super fast, and are only able to survive in cool weather.
GUY# 1:OH MY GOD I THINK THAT GUYS A VAMPSTER!
GUY# 2: no he just has huge front teeth
GUY# 1: oh ok

VAMPSTER 

A hipster who does not like being in the sun. He/She might not go out side or is just always in a hat/hood. They are almost always in indie clothes with designs that no one has seen before. Probably has black hair and pale skin. More than likely owns a boat but rarely uses it. This person will be addicted to caffiene because they never sleep, they say that they do but they do not. These people will raely admit to being hipster and will become very angry when they are told that they are, infact hipster.
Guy: You are such a vampster come out side
vapster: My vampster senses are tingling and they say go the !@#$ away.
VAMPSTER by Nedla March 14, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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