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Vietnamse 

Being Vietnamese is about riding in a Chinese motorbike to an local pub for a Lao beer, then travelling home, grabbing Cambodian common rat dishes on the way, phoning friends by a Finnish mobile phone, sitting on Italian furniture and watching Korean films on a Japanese TV every night as well.
*Vietnamese: I like these kinds of food such as squared sticky rice cakes, Pho, caramelised fish in claypot (ca kho to), Bun oc, Hu tieu, to name but a few.
*Korean: What about Lao beer? D'you like watching Korean films?
*Vietnamse: I do absolutely!
*Korean: You must be Vietnamese fo sho, man!
Vietnamse by quan cao tien August 12, 2010
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british vietnamese international school 

A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.
Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

Disco Vietnam 

.verb;
1. A state of dancing deadlock.
2. A situation where neither party in a dance off can gain an advantage.
3. A painstaking draw or stalemate.
Tom: Damn dude, what took you so long to get here?
Mike: Well, you know how Katie has been gaining a few pounds since we started going out?
Tom: Yeah, so how did that make you late?
Mike: Well she's been in denial about her new found fatness. She tried to ram her ass into her skinny jeans and got stuck. She was doing a dance to try and get them back off for fifteen minutes, it was like a disco vietnam.
Tom: Guess that would explain the hoodie.
Disco Vietnam by TommyD53 September 5, 2011

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it
Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

Vietnamese drag race 

While driving on a two lane street, being stuck behind two Vietnamese drivers who are going 15 mph below the posted speed limit.
I would have been on time but i was stuck in a Vietnamese drag race for 4 blocks!!

Vietnamese Land Mine 

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".
Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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