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Main Battle Area.
Major Bad Ass.
Major Bonehead Association.
Make Business Adventurous.
Malir Bar Association.
Managed Boot Agent.
Management Boot Agent.
Management By Accident.
Manager By Accident.
Marketing Brain Aboard.
Married But Available.
Massive Bank Account.
Master of Barely Anything.
Mastering Business Advancement.
Masters of Business Administration.
Matter Billing Attorney.
Me Before Anyone.
Mean Binary Accuracy.
Meaningless Bureaucratic Aptitude.
Mediocre Bastard Alert.
Mediocre But Arrogant.
Mentally Below Average.
Message Board Arrogance.
Microsoft Business Associate.
Mighty Big Attitude.
Mind Body Attitude.
Mind Business Alert.
Mind, Body, and Attitude.
Miracles Being Achieved.
Mississauga Baseball Association.
Modeling By Auspig.
Modular Business Addon.
Mom's Bouquets Again.
Money Business And Accounting.
Montgomery Bell Academy.
Mop Bucket Attitude.
More Bad Advice.
More Bass Ale.
More Bewilderment Always.
More Bucks Annually.
Moronic But Aggrandizing.
Morse Baudot Ascii.
Mortgage Bankers Association.
Most Blind Again.
Most Bodacious Achiever.
Much Buggering About.
Murderer of Brand Assets.
Must Bust Ass.
Must Buy and Acquire.
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
The Mindlessness of Business Administration.
*Professor: Hey, how is your test result in Accounting?
*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
*Professor: Here we go again!
by quan cao tien August 06, 2010
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Nghe An or Nghean

Nghe An is a province in North Central Vietnam. It is the hometown of Ho Chi Minh, the former president of Vietnam as well as the cradle of nearly every talent in Vietnam. Nghe An people have won kudos for their intelligence, diligence, eagerness to study and their hospitality, cultural traditional imbued with national identity. Nghe An is fast changing with every passing days. Also, Nghe An is famous for its traditional folk songs which belong to a genre of traditional art, Vi Dam, and tobacco as well.
1. I have known many persons who turned their gold into smoke, but in Nghe An, people are the first to turn smoke into gold.

2. A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Nghe An rustic tobacco.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a nodder and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a nodder. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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Van Quyen, a footballer of Song Lam Nghe An team, played an important match against The Cong team in Hanoi, Vietnam, on last Saturday. That night, he took a call girl to his hotel room. First, Van Quyen took off his shirt and the call girl could see “Reebok” on his left arm. Then, he took off his trousers, and the call girl saw “Nike” on his right thigh. Finally, he took off his Y-fronts, and the call girl felt a bit embarrassed and used her hand to hide and saw “ad” in (Adidas) on the pubic area of Van Quyen and in panic she thought that "ad.." is "aids". She said “are you HIV positive?”. “Nope!”, Van Quyen answered. Well, my tattoos advertise “Nike”, “Reebok” and “Adidas”. “Well, now, CD!!!!!!!!!!!” Call girl asked.
by quan cao tien August 07, 2010
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Can't Eat Out.
Can't Even Operate.
Career Ending Opportunity.
Caribbean Elephants Organization.
Catch Every Obstacle.
Catholic Education Office.
Caustic Ego Online.
Central Economics Office.
Central Elite Operations.
Ceremonial Events Officer.
Certified Egoistic Organizer.
Championship Event Organizer.
Cheap Entertaining Opponent.
Cheese Eating Official.
Chief Eating Officer.
Chief Elf of Operations.
Chief Embezzling Offender.
Chief Emotional Officer.
Chief Ethics Officer.
Chief Evangelist Officer.
Chief Evangelistic Officer.
Chief Excessive Officer
Chief Execution Order.
Chief Executioner Omnipotent.
Chief Executive Officer.
Chiropractic Elite Organization.
Christmas and Easter Only.
Citrus Entity Overlord.
Clown Executive Officer.
Cock Eyed Optimist.
Collegiate Entrepreneurs' Organization.
Company Entertainer Octopus.
Competitive Edge Opportunities.
Comprehensive Electronic Office.
Computer Energy Organizer.
Conscientiously Energetic Overacting.
Constantly Evaluating Others.
Controlling Every Objective.
Cool English Only.
Corporate Europe Observatory.
Corrupt Executive Officer.
Costs Evened Out.
Covert Elite Operations.
Cranky Eccentric Oldster.
Cranky Evil Ogre.
Creating Excellent Organizations.
Creating Exceptional Opportunities.
Creating Extraordinary Outcomes.
Customer Employee Organization.
Cutting Everything Out.
A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives “I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!”
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, “You are amazing. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.”
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, “You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!”
by quan cao tien August 07, 2010
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"Football Is For All".
*Husband: From 11th June until 11th July 2010, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. The remote control will be fingerprinted each night, any sign of your fingerprints and all shopping trips will be cancelled for a month.
*Wife: But… FIFA and I like fitbaw, too!
by quan cao tien August 06, 2010
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