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Q: Who decides that a person is important enough to use the V.I.P. lounge at Heathrow airport and what are the criteria?
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.
by quan cao tien July 5, 2010
Get the V.I.P. mug.Dude 1: Did u attend the HIV fundraising campaign last nite?
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.
by Quan Cao Tien July 6, 2010
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Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man!
Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW!
Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man!
Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW!
by quan cao tien July 13, 2010
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‘Bye, My Wife’
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‘Buy More Women’
‘Big Mexican Wiener’
‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
‘Buff My Wood’
‘Buy Me Wanker’
‘Big Mexican Woman’
‘Below Minimum Wage’
‘Bus Metro & Walk’
‘Big Meaty Women’
‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’
‘Big Muscular Wiener’
‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
‘Bye, My Wife’
‘Bring More Women’
'Born Moderately Wealthy’
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Business Money and Women'
‘Be My Wife’
‘Big Morning Woody’
‘Black Magic Woman’
‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’
‘Big Money Works’
‘Bastard Money Weilders’
‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’
‘Beyond My Wages’
‘Blow Money Willingly’
‘Big Monthly Wage’
‘Beautiful Models Wanted’
‘Buy More Women’
‘Big Mexican Wiener’
‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
‘Buff My Wood’
‘Buy Me Wanker’
‘Big Mexican Woman’
‘Below Minimum Wage’
‘Bus Metro & Walk’
‘Big Meaty Women’
‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’
‘Big Muscular Wiener’
‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
*Chayton: U kno, I will buy a kew BMW because it more often than not has many meanings.
*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!
*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!
*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
by quan cao tien August 6, 2010
Get the BMW mug.*Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
by quan cao tien August 6, 2010
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*Husband: From 11th June until 11th July 2010, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. The remote control will be fingerprinted each night, any sign of your fingerprints and all shopping trips will be cancelled for a month.
*Wife: But… FIFA and I like fitbaw, too!
*Wife: But… FIFA and I like fitbaw, too!
by quan cao tien August 7, 2010
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