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Vick'd

The act of having a 30-point plus fantasy football lead, and then having it blown due to your opponent owning Michael Vick.
Kevin is still traumatized after he was Vick'd by Steve.
by bottleitup November 22, 2010
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vick'd

Expelled, ejected, or suspended, as from a place or position, with or without legal process.
Once my wife discovered what happened during the bachelor party, I was vick'd from my own bed, left to take comfort in the doghouse.
by Drake Whalterson January 2, 2009
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Michael Vick'd 'em

To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.

From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.

After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
by Vengeful Puppy December 6, 2010
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Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs
im gona go do a mike vick dip
by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025
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Kick a Vick day

November 5th kick a Vick!

They're tacky lying ticks that copy and steal everything. Extremely 2 faced. protect yourself now with that kick! Use this day to make sure they stay rid!!!

Kick a Vick November 5th!!
Guy: hey you know what day it is!!!
Girl: kick a Vick day! You participating?
Guy: sure as hell am getting everyone to join n kick that try hard disgusting wanna b
by Supbich March 7, 2020
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Vickdick

1. a. Anyone who believes Michael Vick has the right to play for the NFL therefore, role model, sports hero for Americas youth is a Vickdick.
b. Anyone who supports Michael Vick, profits from Michael Vick, pays to see Michael Vick play football, cheers for Michael Vick is a Vickdick.
2. a. Anyone who raises Pit Bulls to fight is a Vickdick. (esp. middle to upper class, do not need betting money but do it for kicks)
b. Anyone who uses sweet, innocent Pit Bulls as "bait" by taping their jaws shut so young Pit Bulls can practice fighting by biting and torturing the dog to death is a Vickdick.
c. Anyone who steals innocent Pit Bulls to sell for bait is a Vickdick.
d. Anyone who watches and/or bets on Pit Bull fights to the death are Vickdicks.
7. ( Loosely) a. Anyone who tortures animals, esp. buries them in their back yard is a Vickdick.
b. Any viscous coward who profits from others misery and death is a Vickdick.
Andy Reid, coach for the Philadelphia Eagles thinks it's a great idea to hire Michael Vick. Andy Reid is seeing dollar signs above humanitarian reasoning, Andy Reid is clearly a Vickdick.
by vlcmna August 18, 2009
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vickdickbeast

A guy who has a great sense of humor but still acts like a 'dick'...
John is such a vickdickbeast...
by VickDick May 17, 2019
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